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bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

bettybonesco:

this might be my favorite gif

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toocooltobehipster:

toocooltobehipster:

i wonder if i can fit a whole tub of jelly in my mouth

i can

to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

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lordoftheswag:

you liked my girls selfie a little too fast….

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asknightstrike:

daveyoufool:

So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.

I wonder how many people only read the first half of this excellent post and than sent this person hate

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sweetpretending:

rakeeshsorrel:

megustamemes:

[TL;DR of your country’s history] [maps via think0]

I can vouch that the History of Canada is entirely 100% accurate.

australia; spot on. 

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