i wonder if i can fit a whole tub of jelly in my mouth
…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.
I wonder how many people only read the first half of this excellent post and than sent this person hate